status report: all systems operational — heavy crewneck

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nothing is on fire, allegedly. front: status report: all systems operational, two lines, chest-high. fu* the label three times — small at the front hem, under the collar on the back, and printed inside the neck. cream ink on midnight blue, 11.8 oz heavyweight crewneck. boxy fit, dropped shoulders.

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  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (11.8 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Inset sleeves
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage
  • 2x2 ribbing on cuffs and hem

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.